Farewell!

I saw this a while ago, was too lazy, and now it's spamming my friend's list left and right. So yes. Here goes nothing.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
01. Sirius Black [Harry Potter]
02. Harry Potter [Harry Potter, duh]
03. Remus Lupin [Harry Potter]
04. Will Turner [PotC]
05. Jack the Pumpkin King [Nightmare Before Christmas]
06. Legolas [LotR]
07. Ginny Weasley [Harry Potter]
08. Sally [Nightmare Before Christmas]
09. James Potter [Harry Potter]
10. Jack Sparrow [PotC]
11. Aragorn [LotR]
12. Lorelai [Gilmore Girls]

- Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Legolas/Aragorn. I've never read it, though I've heard rumors of it's existence. I'm not sure I want to. I'm more partial to Legolas/Me.

- Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I shouldn't even have to answer this, it should be a given. He's hotter than a thousand bright suns at the beach. ♥

- What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Assuming that that is biologically possible, Sally would have a cute little Tim Burton-doll baby, and Lorelai would teach it to be witty and follow her Hello Kitty ways. :D

- Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?

Yes! shoebox_project, shoebox_project, shoebox_project!!! Huzzah!

- Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Harry/Legolas. Well, their babies would have some pretty crazy hair o.o

- Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/ten, because they're cool like that. And because they're both in Tim Burton films. Sort of.

- What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Ginny would probably throw water at them and yell, and tell Lorelai something along the lines of Harry having a really bad STD. Yes, I can see that happening.

- Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Remus Lupin and Sirius Black have always been exceptionally close. Some would say romantically. However, when a personal difference comes between them, Remus seeks comfort in another bad boy's arms: Captain Jack Sparrow. Sirius soon becomes jealous, and a series of events occur. What will become of Remus and Sirius's "friendship"? Will Jack win Remus's heart? Only time will tell...
Wow, the scary thing is, I can actually see someone writing that O.O

- Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

No, but there should be XD

- Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

The Price of Independence. Cheesy- I'm so bad at titles x.x

- What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

I don't think one needs deflowering <.< >.>

- Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Not that I know of... *ponders*

- Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Let's substitute "slash" for "het".
And is the moon made of cheese? You bet.

- Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No, I can't think of anyone who would draw Aragorn, write about him or drool over him compulsively.
:P

- Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No, and I'd be quite frightened if they did o.o;

- What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Any one of his slur of catchy pirate phrases. Savvy?

- If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

Just use one of the songs from the movie. Like "Sally's Song"? Duh.
Alright. Um, how about "Story of a Girl" by 3 Doors Down? Yes.

- If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

Sirius/Legolas/Lorelai. Ummm. Slash: contains dog collars, dirty puns and crazy amounts of Elvish hair.

- What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

"Hey, I like your sword. Want to see my wand?"
I couldn't help myself XD

- When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I never have :(

- What is Six's super-sekrit kink?

Whips. He saw them in use during the War of the Ring, he's probably itching to try one out <.< >.>

- Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Probably drunk, Aragorn's often too serious for that kind of behavior.

- If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Ginny. She's always in control, it's the redhead in her.

- One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Ok, so Sirius is with James. Then James leaves Sirius for Will (can you blame him?). Sirius is sad, has a one-night stand with Aragorn and an affair with Lorelai. Finally, Jack tells him to go for it with Remus, and it's all happy. Well, that seems canon.
Puppy Love, because I can't resist Sirius puns <.< >.>
Who would read it:
CJ, Sarah and Melissa.
Melissa should write that. Yes.
- How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I'd feel bad for Harry, poor guy.


School starts tomorrow. That means that I will not be online at all *cries* However, I will try and update at least once a week. If I don't, send out a search party looking for me. This is good-bye! *is dramatic*
Saying farewell to those whom I may never see again,
~Rachel